Ralph Mastromonaco is not going to reward children who are fat with food.

dear America

quit being miserable about how you look if you are not going to get off your asses, stop eating bottomless whatever at your local food chain and do something to make yourself look and feel healthier an better.

"you just gotta do it. Its like ripping a band-aid off. a big band-aid you have sex with."

have you ever noticed that the only people who do the stupid sign for eating a girl out are straight fairly generic girls between the age of 14 and 23. never anyone else.

food for thought.

i bought your bike from a bum!

i bought someones trek road bike off a bum, its a pretty slick model so i imagine it wasnt cheap, its a purple 12 speed with some pretty memorable yellow brake lines and clipless pedals, if you see it dont knock me down just yell and ill stop



(craigslist gem)

as scary as it is to admit. this time i am really happy. i got lucky with this one and i'm not even sure how.