he will always have an unhealthy relationship with his mother

the other day at work i was doing the normal makeover speech i am trained to say and start to help a customer... she had a 3 year old boy with her. apparently asking her three year old if he was hungry meant, hold on a moment while i whip my shit out and start breast feeding without consulting with the person applying makeup to your face in a store... don't mind me.. i'm only trying really hard to ignore the child attached to you're tits, its cool