price is righttt

"are you a television anchor.. want to know what other anchors are dating who?... now you can with a braaaand newww computerrrr"

"everybody is a rape baby"

-mr. bill

cage.

the best things in life are the things you still have strong after a huge fight you think you won't get over.

am i backing off
pushing away

maybe because you never were worth sticking around.

the ones that are worth sticking around.. know it.

you're all fucked.

"I can easily name off the top of my head almost everyone whos fucked everyone else in my group of friends. If you havent been connected that way. everyone else has some distorted and personal opinion of you. Telling you that your haircut obviously means something obscure and artsy and pretentious about yourself. In my head i'm thinking I just don't like to wash it or brush it very often so short makes sense. The same person judging you on your body type a week before. They have a distorted view of what is attractive anyway but it is just another example of this weird incestuous "thing" people have when they are around eachother too much. groups get tight.. too tight.. they split up. they move outward and drag more people in. its a hundred spider webs all sticking to eachother at the ends.

She fucked him, he fucked her friend, we fucked, she fucks her friends old fuck buddy and her best friend is fucking her other friends ex. It goes on this way. every girl is giving dirty looks or privately dealing with the fact that there is no loyalty in the circle. A huge social climb where people are dragging themselves from the bottom of a hundred and fifteen people and desperately trying to climb to the top of the same people over and over. eventually, if you don't just walk away you all are going to kill each other or suffocate from trying too hard. "

Ralph Mastromonaco is not going to reward children who are fat with food.

dear America

quit being miserable about how you look if you are not going to get off your asses, stop eating bottomless whatever at your local food chain and do something to make yourself look and feel healthier an better.

"you just gotta do it. Its like ripping a band-aid off. a big band-aid you have sex with."

have you ever noticed that the only people who do the stupid sign for eating a girl out are straight fairly generic girls between the age of 14 and 23. never anyone else.

food for thought.

i bought your bike from a bum!

i bought someones trek road bike off a bum, its a pretty slick model so i imagine it wasnt cheap, its a purple 12 speed with some pretty memorable yellow brake lines and clipless pedals, if you see it dont knock me down just yell and ill stop



(craigslist gem)

as scary as it is to admit. this time i am really happy. i got lucky with this one and i'm not even sure how.